That awkward moment when everything makes you remember about John Mayer:
- Friend: I need color pencils.
- Me: John Mayer is a 64-color box.
- Friend: I think I love you a little.
- Me: John Mayer says that anything less than I love you is lie.
- Friend: I need to buy new glasses.
- Me: John Mayer Loves glasses.
- Friend: OMG, did you fall?
- Me: Yeah, Gravity is working against me.
- Friend: Let's take a picture!
- Me: John Loves take pictures.
- Friend: Why don't you stop with this? Stop talking about him!
- Me: hey, if you want to freak out, freak out!
- Friend: is that a John Mayer quote?
- Friend: Run.
- My life story
If the world had more people like Thankyoujohnmayer, we would live with no problems.
Thank you for being so wonderful.